Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Nguelemedouga was too brilliant and unpredictable
Nguelemedouga was too brilliant and unpredictable, and had caught and won the esteem of the head of state. He was no longer the darling of the ruling party cadres, he was now an enemy and his enemies prayed that, he should commit an error. And it was not long for the prayers of the enemies of Nguelemedouga to materialise and make them celebrate. For brilliant Nguelemedouga had a short fall, it was his insatiable love for women. Just as he dramatically fell in love Couseri with Fatima and accepted to make the region to become a sharia-land, all in a bid to save his life, in Nyanon, when he was on the high way to get what he was denied by administrators of his school because of a girl, he has again fallen in love. This time around, it was with the wife of the head master of the primary school that, he oversaw the construction. Nguelemedouga was an ambulating dead man and since a dead person is never afraid of his grave, he rode straight into it. In a small village such as Nyanon, news move around with the speed of light. When the Mr Ndoumatona, the primary school head master of Government Primary School Nyanon learnt that, his wife was flirting around with Nguelemedouga, he swore all the gods on earth that, he will see the back of the insolent and indolent sub district officer. He said: Nguelemedouga was Goliath and he was David. Mr Ndoumatona was so crossed that, he started walking and talking alone as though he was mad.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Nyanon and her illiterate voters
The problem with this second system was that, it was difficult to know whether the person voting on behalf of the one who could not, truly respected the wishes of the one he/she was representing. Voting by proxy was therefore a passport for vote rigging. Nguelemedouga sensing that, the second method could open the floodgate of challenges of the official results, decide that, those who could not read or write, would vote in selected classrooms of the new primary and secondary schools, which were opened immediately after he was installed as the administrator of the new sub district. Representatives of the different political parties, taking part in the elections had to present themselves or stand in front of selected classes. The sub district officer, will call the names of parties they represented. And will shout: all those who want to vote for this party should indicate by rising up their right hands. He will count the hands raised and note down the number of raised hands, for each party and ask his assistant to write it on the blackboard, using a chalk. This procedure was done in the presence of all political parties. When the atypical voting of the illiterate voters was completed, Nguelemedouga left to his office with the official result, but changed them and waited for the votes cast in the standard secret ballots to be announced.
When the results of the elections were announced, it was discovered that, the representative of the UPC was not really leading Cappolytree with a wide margin and there was no doubt that, the combined votes of the illiterates and the standard votes, will be in favour of Cappolytree. Why? Simply because, Nguelemedouga knew that, those who voted in the open classrooms never really cared to contest their votes or do forget fast. In Nyanon, Nguelemedouga reinvented and perfected electoral cheating; taking it to a level that made him to become the darling of the government. Cappolyree’s victory was not only surprising to Cappolytree himself, but to the entire members of the ruling party. It was the first time that, the ruling party’s victory in an elections was accepted in Bassaland without any challenges from the opposition. But this happened because of the insidious smear campaigns carried out by Nguelemedouga against Malate, the candidate of one of the three factions of the UPC in Nyanon. The news of the way elections were organised in Nyanon reach Yaoundé and Nguelemedouga was personally short-listed by the head of the state for promotion as divisional officer, thus, ready for transfer to the unpredictable Anglophone region. But it was not clear whether he will be posted to the coastal or hinterland parts of the Anglophone region.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Friday, June 6, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
How Nguelemedouga,sowed the seeds of confusion, suspicions and doubts in the minds of voters.
A week to the October polling day, Nguelemedouga who is the sub district officer of Nyanon sub district, acting contrary to what his colleagues do elsewhere in the country, decided to publish a sub district order, which was in conformity with electoral laws. In his sub district order or communiqué, he insisted that, only results from polling stations where representatives of all registered political parties that had contestants in the elections, with their representatives present, during the counting of votes cast, will be valid. His decision of Nguelemedouga was an enigma to members of the ruling party, who wanted the sub district officer to openly rig elections as others in his position do in other parts of the country. Nguelemedouga was a clever and a meticulous administrator, but he was not different from other civil servants when it came to support the system in electoral periods. But he was also a brilliant electoral fraudster. While his colleagues openly erected fake polling stations with pre-stuffed elections boxes that made voting a formality, but also sparked violence from cheated electorates, Nguelemedouga stole election brilliantly to a point that, contesting electoral results that, he supervised was almost impossible.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Conversation betweenNguelemedouga & Cappolytree
And he added: “is it because you want to become an MP by all means that, instead of coming here to let me know you decided to write long petition letters to Yaoundé against me?” Cappolytree could not respond but was instead apologetic. He mumbled: “Forgive me.” “That is not how you have to apologise. Especially that, I am older than you. You also know that, before you could come here and confess today, I knew before you why you would do anything in order to become an MP of this sub district. You also know this district was created for you”. Nguelemedouga told Cappolytree. Cappolytree was impressed at the depth of information that, Nguelemedouga had on him. He sat for a while motionless in the sofa of the office of Nguelemedouga and then rose up and said to the sub district officer: “Thank you very much for having accepted to welcome me. I won’t waste your precious time. Here is something for you and your family.” Cappolytree open his wallet and gave the sub district officer the sum of CFA France 2 million. The sub district officer did not say thank you but said: “now that, you have behaved well, I can assure you today that, you will be in the Glass House at next June’s secession.” Cappolytree left but was not very confident, he still thought of contacting a stand by team of lawyers in case, Nguelemedouga doesn’t honour his promise and thus, he is not elected into parliament and the dragnet of the anticorruption machine catches him. What he did not know was that, Nguelemedouga was a man of word. He made everything possible in order for Cappolytree to be elected into parliament, but in a clean way. He was not a brutal electoral fraud, as most of his colleagues were. His stratagem to enable Cappolytree to win the parliamentary seat of Nyanon was a weapon of massive disinformation.
Friday, May 30, 2008
The meeting in Nyanon between Nguelemedouga & Cappolytree
For all the petition letters written against Nguelemedouga, and petition writing being one of the specialities of Cappolytree and also that of people of his region and which could change the career of any civil servants in the area, had little or no effect on Nguelemedouga. Even though disappointed at his low level reception, Cappolytree fought to put on an Olympian calm, and walked into the reception room of the office of the sub district officer, made himself known to the secretary and sat in the sofa like all other people who had an appointment with the representative of the government in the area. After Nguelemedouga had received all those who were there before Cappolytree, the secretary of the boss of the sub district called out the name of Cappolytree and informed him that, it was his turn. He rose up and walked into the office where Nguelemedouga was standing at the centre of his office. They saluted each other, and then Nguelemedouga signalled to Cappolytree to have a seat. They did not exchange pleasantries and Nguelemedouga began attacking Cappolytree verbally: “Do you think that, I will support a fraudster to a point of supporting him to be elected Member of Parliament?” Cappolytree could not even open his mouth to respond. Nguelemedouga bombarded him again: “I have a lot of information concerning you and I have also been informed in detail on all the petitions you and your brothers have written concerning me. But I will want to remind you that, I am a native Beti and I have worked in areas of this country that are more dangerous than this one”. He continued: “I am therefore not one bit impressed by you or your brothers. Whatever I plan to do, I will do it and I am here to serve the state and not the CPDM party or the head of state”. He concluded: “I am not a politician, but a civil servant.”
Thursday, May 29, 2008
An excellent administrator called Ngelemedouga
Nguelemedouga was an excellent administrator, who represented the government fully well wherever he was posted. His obsession wherever he was posted, was to make sure that, all government agencies were present and functioning. He acted in the same way in Couseri and he was now acting in the same manner in Nyanon. One thing he fought hard to accomplish was to make the roads into and out of Nyanon, all season roads. For the roads leading into and out of Nyanon were stony and dusty in the dry season and stony and muddy in the raining seasons. Roads in and out of Nyanon had in both seasons, her share of inconvenience that she caused to her users. And Nguelemedouga wanted to help the people by trying to improve the conditions of those roads. He knew more than most, the importance of good roads in the development of the economy of enclave regions like Nyanon. Besides focusing on security and road issues of the sub district, Nguelemedouga also focused on health and education. Hence he encouraged the government to open primary and secondary schools and also a sub district hospital complete with a pharmacy. He also promoted sports and even sponsored a local football team and hand ball teams that was made up of separately of boys and girls teams, which even won the divisional competition.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
The problems of Cappolytree in Nyanon
Besides all the problems that Cappolytree had, he also hated and despised the sub district officer Mr Nguelemedouga. But he had no alternative than to visit Nguelemedouga in his office. But Nguelemedouga was a sub district officer who likes administrative procedures to be respected to the letter and for nothing in the world will he default on any of them. He applied the rule on Cappolytree very well. One morning, Cappolytree took his car and decided to visit Nguelemedouga in his office without prior notification, but he was not received. Instead, the sub district officer via his secretary informed Cappolytree that, any high profile visitor who wanted to see him for private or official matters, must inform him in writing, stating clearly, the purpose of his visit and the day, date and month, which the said visitor or visitors wanted to be received by the sub district officer. Cappolytree could not believe what his ears had heard from the secretary of a person in whose waiting hall, he was sitting and expecting to be received. It was the first time that, such as happened to Cappolytree and he was furious. But he could not express his anger openly for fear that, Nguelemedouga presented as a sub district officer with strong links with the head of state could scuttle his chances of being elected into parliament. He left the office of the sub district officer annoyed and also concluded that, his days as an influential but corrupt rich man may be counted.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
How Cappolytree eluded arrest
But the prospect of Cappolytree’s arrest changed, when he succeeded to use his connections at the Ministry of Territorial Administration and at the Central Committee of the ruling CPDM party to force the head of state to order the redrawing of the electoral constituencies within the Sanaga Maritime division. Those who agitated for the new electoral constituency re-mapping dangled the prospects that, the three factions of the UPC and the radical opposition SDF were on the high way of claiming a landslide at the upcoming municipal and legislative elections in the division. Upon getting such news about Sanaga maritime division, Paul Biya and the ideologues of the regime panicked at the prospects of the warring three factions of the UPC controlling the Sanaga Maritime division with a possibility of the radical dominant English-speaking SDF wining a seat in the division. For such a design would signalled the enlargement of the influence of the Social Democratic Front, that the government has tried to make it look more like an Anglophone based party, whose only national support were the French-speaking Bamilekes of the West province.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Paul Biya's reactions
The reaction of the head of state shocked Mr Ndomba and it added to his anxiety, he was now certain that, his days at the post of secretary general of the ruling party were numbered. He picked up his phone and dialed Cappolytree on his mobile phone and told him: “please be calm. This is because, that Nguelemedouga is very powerful and well connected within the presidency of the Republic”. “What do you mean by that?” Mr Cappolytree angrily replied. But Mr Ndomba added: “Listen, the head of state himself has just ringed me and has warned me. He has asked me to cease filing in any report about Nyanon sub district and Mr Nguelemedouga, in particular, to his office. He is happy with the way Nguelemedouga is working there in Nyanon. Therefore, I do not want to loose my post because of you. I have my children and other family members who are relying on me. You will therefore have to fend for yourself during elections and all we can do, is try to influence the results here in Yaoundé at the ministry of Territorial administration. But you must try to help us. That is, by campaigning scrupulously on the field”. Mr Ndomba dropped his phone. Mr Cappolytree was worried; for he was very corrupt, but a prosperous businessman who very much needed to be elected into parliament. This not because he loved his constituency and wanted to help or contribute to develop her as he claims, but more because, he had borrowed a lot of monies from banks and took part or commandeered other illicit businesses, a parliamentary seat was a bulwark against investigations and assured arrest.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Cameroon's intelligence service in Nyanon to monitor Nguelemedouga
They wormed themselves into the population and took part in all funerals, cultural groups and any other organisation that could exist in such as small village, which has been elevated into a sub district and an electoral constituency. Men of the intelligence service of the presidency of the Republic, dispatched by the president wanted to have the smallest amount information about the sub district officer, for they also wanted to satisfy a president who seldom gives them assignments. They were surprised at how fast Nguelemedouga had won the hearts and minds of the citizens of Nyanon. After their two weeks stay in Nyanon, they concluded that, they had gathered enough information and within which, none was negative about the sub district officer. They therefore decided to go back to Yaoundé and gave a succinct report to the president of the Republic. But while they were on the field, the president had also dispatched a rival service, made up of foreigners who were quick to bring back positive reports about Nguelemedouga.
The head of state had no reason to confront both services, for both had almost the same accounts concerning Nguelemedouga. Mr Biya decided four weeks later to ring the secretary general of his ruling CPDM party, this time around, directly at the home of the second. When Mr Ndomba picked up his phone and discovered that, the speaker was the head of state, he panicked, and he almost had a cardiac arrest. For he thought his boss rang him, to inform him that, he will be relieved from his post. But Ndomba was wrong. The head of state simply told him this: “I don’t want to hear any report about Nguelemedouga anymore. If all civil servants dispatched on the field were excellent administrators as Nguelemedouga is, I am certain that, our party the CPDM, would have been sure to win at least, two parliamentary seats in the
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Nguelemedouga did not only receive Malate, who was the most popular Bassa man in the sub division after Ruben Um Nyobe.
Nguelemedouga did not only receive Malate, who was the most popular Bassa man in the sub division after Ruben Um Nyobe. Mr Um Nyobe was one of the leaders of the UPC who was killed by French soldiers. He (Nguelemedouga) gave authorisation to all factions of the UPC to stage pre-campaign rallies in the sub district. Furthermore, when John Fru Ndi, the chairman of the Social Democratic Front (SDF) visited Nyanon to organise a campaign rally for his party, Nguelemedouga gave his service car to the leader of the largest intra and extra parliamentary opposition political formation of the country. The gesture was to enable him visit remote areas of the sub district and the Ndom sub division. To Mr Cappolytree, that act was enough. He began baying for the blood of Nguelemedouga. Because Nyanon was in Bassaland, Cappolytree was not the only one writing petitions for or against Nguelemedouga to the headquarters of the ruling Cameroon’s People Democratic Movement (CPDM), located at the Yaoundé International Conference centre, situated on the summit of hill in the cosy Bastos neighbourhood.
The office of Mr Charles Ndomba, the secretary general of the party was flooded daily with reports coming from Nyanon. Overwhelmed, he (Mr Charles Ndomba) decided to pick up his phone and contacted every one to find a solution for Nyanon, but no one was able to help him. Hence, he tried to contact the head of state directly. Miraculously, the day he rang the office of the president of the republic, Paul Biya was in his office and decided and he also decided to answer the phone. As he picked up the phone, he asked: “what is wrong?” And the secretary general of the ruling party was surprised that his boss was in his office that Friday and even picked up the phone. He responded with his voiced trembling with fear: “Sir, I wanted to plead with you to take a personal look at the problem of Nyanon”. “What is Nyanon?” The Head of state asked. And secretary general responded: “it is the name of a village in the Sanaga Maritime division that has been elevated into a sub district and one of our candidates is running for parliament there”. “And what do you want me to do?” Paul Biya asked. “We wanted to suggest to you to ask the minister of territorial administration to replace Nguelemedouga, the sub district officer of Nyanon. Nguelemedouga is a man who receives everybody and offers authorisation to opposition parties to stage rallies in Nyanon willy-nilly”. Mr Ndomba told the head of state.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Reasons why was Cappolytree Logbang, the aspiring MP & Mayor of Nyanon was afraid of Nguelemedouga as Sub district officer of Nyanon
And that little ingenious act from Nguelemedouga endeared him to the hearts of the scanty population who came to watch his installation ceremony. They immediately spread the news after the ceremony. He was adopted not after having been given the warning that made him to take a forceful leave. But he was adopted by the people of Nyanon all the same. And as the 1997 June Municipal and Legislative elections approached, Nguelemedouga began registering the application of all political parties that wanted to register their candidates. And on one occasion, he received in his office Professor Malate, who was the leader of a faction of the UPC party and who was also a national or native of the Sanaga Maritime division. Malate was adored by the people and considered a demigod. He was also touted by his own as one of the most brilliant mathematician on earth. The fact that, Nguelemedouga received Malate in his office was another sign of overture made the people of Nyanon who had an ambiguous approach toward their new administrator, but suddenly developed affection and respect for him. The inhabitants of Nyanon were now happy and showed sympathies toward Nguelemedouga, even though they still had some tinge of reservations. The only man in Nyanon who was not happy one bit, with Nguelemedouga was Mr Cappolytree Logbang, who was the designated candidate of the ruling CPDM party in the sub district. He viewed the cordial reception that, Nguelemedouga granted to Malate as a tacit betrayal.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
The little ingenious act from Nguelemedouga
Concerning the suggestions of Mr Lawson to transfer Nguelemedouga from Nyanon to the English-speaking region, which he made to Mr Abdulkadir, he (Abdulkadir) responded: “if he is transferred to the
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Nguelemedouga, in Nyanon with a clear mission
But the ceremony went on after a detachment of the Gendarmerie was called in to disperse the demonstrators using tear gas, batons and firing live bullets in the air. The pioneer sub district officer of Nyanon, Mr Nguelemedouga, spent his first night in Nyanon with a warning. For he was bitten while at sleep by a serpent and was taken that same night to the Edea General Hospital, he recovered and he promised that, he would rather become jobless than be killed in Nyanon. He left Nyanon for Yaoundé, where he reported what had happened to him to his boss and he was given a month leave to spend with his family. Risdoh, her brothers and their mother were happy to see their father back home. Since Nyanon sub district was created in 1996, the only top civil servant sent there to represent the government was Mr Suh Tony. He stayed there for three weeks and was forced to take a leave and never came back. Mr Tony left not because he had any problems with the locals, but because, Cappolytree suspected that, since he was from Anglophone Cameroon, he might be sympathetic to the opposition and at such, might want to organise free and faire elections. Hence Cappolytree used his connections at ministry of territorial administration to make that, the leave of Mr Tony be transformed into an indefinite one.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
The installation of Nguelemedouga as sub district officer of Nyanon
The ethnic mixture of Nyanon was synonymous to a gift to the electoral fraud strategists of the Ministry of Territorial Administration and also the ruling CPDM party and disaster to the opposition. Cappolytree was now sure to be gratified with a parliamentary seat by the government for supporting her during the 1992 presidential elections. Cappolytree will get the vital
Monday, April 28, 2008
The reasons why Nyanon sub district located in the Sanaga maritime division was created
In Nyanon, where Nguelemedouga was transferred to, because he supported the planned installation of Islamic rule in Couseri and Makari, the speaker of National assembly Honourable Abdulkadir was very happy. For he knew that, however brilliant Nguelemedouga was, Nyanon was where his career will be destroyed. All top government dignitaries in Yaoundé knew that, Bassaland in general was not an easy place to work in, but Nyanon was a largely difficult and slippery terrain to work in. Nyanon was a new sub district created by the government to help one of her Bassa sympathiser, who had spent lots of monies during the previous presidential elections, in order to permit the ruling Cameroon’s People Democratic Movement (CPDM) to win in the Sanaga Maritime division against one of the two candidates of the Union of the Population of Cameroon (UPC). The UPC was one of the many opposition parties of
Saturday, April 26, 2008
The North West province of Cameroon: a province with her own codes of operation
The North West province of Cameroon, even though she is majority Christian of Protestant or Roman Catholic faiths, she has a minority Islamic population and a mild brand sharia law is applied via her Islamic courts. But, there are almost no inter religious confrontations. The only recurrent confrontations in the province are that of the farmers versus grazers. And the sources or causes are the ever reducing vegetations, whereas the population of livestock and people are growing. But, to add to the complexity of the province and her people, even though they are highly Westernised, Christianised and some Islamised, they have not abandoned their traditional beliefs. Above and beyond all the codes that civil servants needs to master before embarking into the province in order to work without any polemics, the North West province could easily be one of the best province for any civil servant in Cameroon to dream to work in.
Friday, April 25, 2008
The reasons why top French-speaking Cameroonian civil servants have problems in anglophone cameroon: the case of the North west province
But in the North West province like in the entire English-speaking region of Cameroon, individuals know their rights , how to preserve their rights and don’t entertain government officials who want to intrude into their private lives or want to curtail their freedoms and cultural identities. Another reason is that, the people of the
Thursday, April 24, 2008
North West province: the other professional petition writing land of Cameroon
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The Bassalands of Cameroon and their many chiefdoms
For in Bassaland, every stream crossed, any path walked across or swath of forest crossed, has her chief with a different tribal appellation. There are no superior chiefs in Bassaland to whom the other petty chiefs pay allegiance to. But in the Grass lands and also in the greater northern provinces of
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Bassaland: one of the bastions of petition writings in Cameroon
Offices given to civil servants sent to Bassaland and who have been victims of petition letters, thus brought back to their bases in Yaoundé, are always poorly arranged and their desks are like those of sinners waiting to be questioned on their ways to either heaven or hell. Furthermore, during dry seasons, those offices have temperatures at par with that of the ovens of backers. Civil servants posted to Bassaland and who have lost their posts because of petition letters, start cursing the day they were posted to the region, when dry season comes. For it is the best period when their administrative punishments of sitting idle in their respective offices, ignored by their colleagues and also without electric fans or air conditioners are most felt. Another thing often referred to as the lottery of Bassaland, by all top civil servants who have worked there is that, you could either get promoted or demoted within the civil service. But the first comes only the on condition that, during your stay in the region, the combined number of petitions written against or in support of you and that reaches the ministry of Territorial administration, the Prime ministry and the presidency of the Republic doesn’t exceed 2000. Sadly, the combined figures of 2000 petitions are the monthly figures of petitions coming from Bassaland against and on rare occasions, in support of any posted civil servant to the region.
Monday, April 21, 2008
The Bassas of Cameroon
Most are either Protestants or Presbyterians. Some are also Roman Catholics, while a growing number are Jehovah’s Witnesses or have joined other Evangelical Christian groups. It is claimed that, it is because Bassas are rebellious, proud and adventurous; hence they joined massively the war for the independence of French-speaking
It was in a bid to break the back of the UPC led rebellion in Bassaland, French Forces using their French-speaking West African soldiers, generally referred as Senegalese or Tireraillieur Senegalais, decided to use petrol bombs on villages in Bassaland. The method of counter insurgency used in Bassaland by the French and their locally backed regime of Ahmadou Ahidjo, caused a massacre that most people even native or ethnic Bassas, don’t want to recall, for it was atrocious. And it explains why, today, in most parts of Bassaland, there are still large swath of land now transformed into forest, complete with names, but uninhabited. In spite the price that they paid under French colonial period and also under the regime of Ahmadou Ahidjo that was installed by
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Nguelemedouga in Nyanon, Sanaga Maritime division, Cameroon
But Nguelemedouga was victim of a rule that gave teaches and the school administration too much power. And because; he inadvertently denied Boakov a date with perhaps the most beautiful girl ENAM has ever known, it was why Nguelemedouga, as I have already told you, found himself in Couseri, a supposed barren land that, he transformed into a place flowing with milk and honey. Nyanon the new post of Nguelemedouga was a newly created sub district located in the Sanaga maritime division of the Littoral province. This village/town was located in the heart of Sanaga Maritime division and administratively attached to the Ndom sub division, whose sub divisional headquarters was Ngambe. The Sanaga maritime division, and in particular and the Bassaland in general, was a difficult region to work in, for any civil servant: Governors, Divisional, Sub Divisional, and District and Sub district officers. Why? Simply because, the nationals or natives (tribe) of the Bassaland had an extraordinary affection for petition writings, they were almost always ready to complain for the least mistake or conducts judged humiliating or not deserving to be practised within Bassaland. Another reason was that, since Bassaland had a large number of intellectuals, who held top government functions, there was constantly a fight to mutually snip each other.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Boakov in Buea, Cameroon
Meanwhile, Boakov finally travelled with Jeanne to Buea, provincial capital of the South west and former capital of Anglophone
Thursday, April 17, 2008
The transfer of Nguelemedouga from Couseri to Nyanon in the Sanaga maritime division of Cameroon
Immediately Roger Abono dropped his phone. Lawson took up his and rang Abdulkadir, but he instead got Yesman Feh and Yesman indicated to Abdulkadir that he had a phone call from the prime minister. Abdulkadir who is from the northern
Abdulkadir laughed and said: “my brother, No! I do not have any name to propose. I am only too happy because, Nguelemedouga like many others before him, sent to our regions are thorns to our political flesh. You can’t imagine what that idiot who is now called Ali has done”. And Lawson asked Abdulkadir: “so you knew that, Nguelemedouga had agreed with religious dignitaries of the sub district and adjacent towns to introduce Sharia law and you could not even inform me?” Abdulkadir replied: “No! Sir, you are just delivering me breaking news and if what you have just told me is correct, you can please order for the transfer of Nguelemedouga to the Nyong and Kelle division or to the Sanaga Maritime division. There he will learn how to behave and it might also chime the bell of the end of his career, alright!” Lawson responded and bade Abdulkadir good bye and dropped his phone and picked up a different one and rang the minister of territorial administration Mr Jibril. Mr Lawson informed him that, Nguelemedouga should be removed from the post of sub district officer of Couseri. And that was how during the during the 1PM French language radio newscast of CRTV Radio, Nguelemedouga aka Ali Lenin was transferred from Couseri to Nyanon, a newly created sub district situated in the Sanaga Maritime division of the littoral province. Nyanon was the heart of Bassaland and Bassa activisms.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Conversation amongst government ministers after the September 11th attacks in Cameroon
“Why?” Nyolo asked. And Nyolo continued: “those people simply want to serve all mighty Allah honestly”. “Have you also now become a Muslim?” Roger responded to Nyolo’s expensive joke and dropped his phone. Abono immediately rang Mr Juan Pedro Lawson, who was the prime minister. Juan Pedro Lawson was not only an Anglophone; he was also a practising Protestant Christian. When he lifted his phone, he discovered that, the speaker on the line was Roger Abono, the secretary general at the presidency of the republic. Mr Pedro first thought, since elections were looming, perhaps the secretary general who in Cameroon operate like the vice president and mouth piece of the president, wanted to inform him that, he has been sacked. But to his greatest surprise, he heard an almost crying Abono on the line and who was pleading: “Pedro, Pedro, please, try and do something, Makari and Couseri are now sharia zones”. And he continued: “Nguelemedouga has gone mad. You also know that, elections are around the corner” the Prime minister was overwhelmed by the declaration and appeals which followed. But he asked Roger Abono: “what is really wrong Sir?” And Abono responded: “don’t you know what sharia is all about? Makari and Couseri have been declared Sharia zones and like an octopus it will spread her tentacles throughout the three
Monday, April 14, 2008
How senior staff uses dire situations for career advancement in Cameroon
Whether Nkonseka’s reaction was a threat or not, it bore an immediate positive result, for fear gripped his colleagues who feared that, Nkonseka might truly expose them. Lusala said: “let us forget about our futile arguments, and let not Mbong’s action destroy us. We have been working together for too long and we now a family and our mutual brother’s keepers”. As the staff of the monitoring service were walking toward their office and arguing, Mr Mbong stood up after his prayers and rang Reka Nyolo, who was secretary general at the presidency of the Republic and when Nyolo lifted his phone, Mbong broke the news to him. The secretary general at the presidency was very happy, for he knew that, the regime had something to capitalise on and which will be used as an offer to the US government in exchanged for their support to the government of Paul Biya. But while Mr Nyolo was happy and he rang his own boss to break the news, his joy was dampened by the reaction of his boss whose name was Roger Abono. Mr Abono told him: “the news you have just given me is another blow to this government.”
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Senior staff uses a dire situation for the career advancement
The government’s news monitors took the recorded tape immediately to the desk of their service head that was no other person than Mr Bella Mbong and asked him to listen to the news reported by Voice of Nigeria. Mr Mbong listened to the tape quietly and to the consternation of the staff of monitoring service of the presidency of the Republic, their service head showed no signs of particular excitement or nervousness. Bong told them: “thank you for a job well done”. And he asked them to leave his office with an equanimity that shocked his subordinates. And as they left, Mbong closed his doors and went down on his knees and prayed to God. He said: “father God, thank you very much for this golden opportunity that, you have offered me to use and win a promotion in my career. I know you are a God who makes impossibilities because possible and thank you for giving the Muslims of the north of Cameroon, the courage to frighten this wicked and corrupt government that, I am working for”. “In the name of your son Jesus Christ, I hope that, the news from the Hausa service of Voice of Nigeria is correct. If it is not, we are going to make it look correct through your son Jesus Christ, Amen!” While he was praying, his subordinates who had left his office were walking and discussing the reaction of their service head on the flights of stairs leading to their office situated on their third floor underground the office of the presidency of the Republic.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
How African governments benefited from the September 11th 2001: the case of Cameroon
While Paul Biya and his government officials wanted to reap benefits from the Twin Tower attacks of September 11th 2001, they never knew how to position themselves or what to offer or appear indispensable in the eyes of the US administration. For since the cold war ended in 1989, with the Western world led by the United States, defeating the Communist USSR and their East and central European satellites, most African governments were no longer of interest to Westerners. This meant that, some countries and their governments such as